Jason Nix

Dog Bite

Just to catch everyone up on the last week of my life, I got bit by a dog last Friday, and I’ve been watching the holes in my leg get smaller ever since. On a more positive note, I got to spend hours in the ER and heard some pretty ridiculous stories… and met some pretty insane people –literally. Here’s a taste of what I experienced:

This lady walks in the door to the ER, walks over to the telephone, and lays out on the ground and begins to express her sexual problems. She stares at me the whole time. I am very uncomfortable at this point, so I do what every caring person would do– pretend that she doesn’t exist. I would glance back at her on the floor ever so often, only to find her staring at me. She was finally escorted into a back room. I did feel bad for her… but she gave me a story I’ll be able to tell people for the rest of my life. Thank you, sexually frustrated ER woman.